Slayblade

Slay the day away in a run-based battle-tops game from the creator of Nanomon Virtual Pet, Kardboard Kings, and Desert Child. 

It's like a streamlined life-sim, but you're all about battling Slayblades.

No eat, no sleep, just Slayblade.

You will:

• Build your Slayblade

• Battle your Slayblade

• Bet your lunch money on your Slayblade

• Collect over 60+ parts for your Slayblade

• Mow the lawn with your Slayblade

• Catch Criminals with your Slayblade

• Break the law with your Slayblade

• Listen to nice music with youir Slayblade

• Visit a miniature PS1 city with your Slayblade

• Win the World Championship with your Slayblade

• Save the city from a rich loser with your Slayblade

That's pretty much it, but I feel like this section needs to be longer.

Slayblade is the best ever spinning top battling game. It's even better than the one on GameCube. The one on GameCube didn't have a skateboard, and yeah, the skateboard in this game is purely aesthetic, but it's still there. Also, I think this one looks better. I know that's kinda subjective, but the colour palette is way nicer imo.

If you read this far, and you leave a Steam review, somehow use the word "Crumpet". People will be so confused.