Feed the Cannibals

JOB RECRUITMENT: FOREST OFFICER

Job Payment:

$500 / Night Shift
Terms & Conditions: Only valid if employee survives the entire shift.

Job Description:

• Surveillance: Monitor all forest cameras.

• Defense: Prevent cannibals from breaching cabin gates.

• Feeding Duty: Deliver “FOOD” into the well whenever you hear crying.

Other Duties:

• Repair security systems during interference.

• Monitor generator power and refill fuel as needed.

• Use UV flashlight to repel cannibals — their skin burns under it.

Skills Required:

• Basic computer knowledge

• Prior experience with horror games

• Ability to carry heavy packages (bodies)

• Must not be afraid of the dark… too much

Cannibal Behavior Report:

• Each cannibal follows a different path to approach you.

• They can hide in the dark (use your flashlight).

• They can lurk beneath cameras (listen for breathing).

• They can sabotage cameras and other systems.

• And more…

Disclaimer:

This job contract is legally and spiritually binding.
Resignation before completing the 3-night shift is strictly prohibited.

If you fail to feed the cannibals, then you need to feed yourself.